I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
"Did you miss me?"
aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”
Starts laughing never stops
I just want someone to take me to walmart I need fooooooooooood
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual
-read dead souls (251pg)
-onegin movie response (1pg)
-food diary bullshit (1pg)
-Debate paper (3pg)
This draw to text thing is awesome wow so fun would recommend