andrewvanwynperfect:

imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks

I’ve got a job interview on tuesday c:

putnamspuppeteer:

Political views: Blood for the blood god. 

Religious views: Skulls for the skull throne. 

dear fiveminutesago!tristan

thank you for getting the gross infected blecgh out of knucklegouge

dear tomorrow!tristan

im so sorry for how angry yr hands gonna be

kayla-bird:

Hide and seek.

(Source: chouncazzodicasino)

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

givenclarity:

gurthang is a really rude sword

(Source: magicmotherfuckers)

My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing ‘octopus’ instead by accident.

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

toastyhat:

better run better run

outrun my gun

Gamzee vent speedpaint from the stream.

I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs